oh yeah and i called home today and while i was talking to my family my mom was like “why don’t we ever skype anymore???”
and my dad is just like REALLY????
because every time i fucking skype with you jenny hears my voice and then spends the next three+ hours searching the ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE FOR ME (repeatedly) and meowing at every closed door until someone opens it and shows her i’m not hiding from her and at you guys and then staring at the front door and mewling and running around looking for me
that is why i only call not skype